Past Events

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh

From: Samantha Li, NSW, Age 10

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Boo who
Boo who who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!

From: Ricky

If you had 5 oranges in one hand and 5 pears in the other hand what would you have?

Massive hands

From: Samantha and Catherine Li, NSW

What game do elephants love to play?

Squash

From Tayla and Dillon Whalley, Bundaberg QLD

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots

What did the baby corn say to the Mum corn?

Where’s Popcorn

Why did the man pour vegies all over the world?

He wanted peas on earth.

From Rebecca

Where were potatoes first fried?

In Greece

What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?

A potato with watery eyes.

What is the most romantic fruit salad?

A date with a peach.

From Sarah

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